Or so I am in my dreams anyway...
Recently I have been having these wonderful, vivid dreams of the "perfect men" who treat me with loads of respect, are seriously rich, good looking and head over heals for me.
Wonderful right? Except here's the catch, we never actually get to the "good stuff" because I REFUSE TO TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES! Can we say MAJOR body image issues here?!?
Every single dream has ended with a conversation about a tummy tuck and boob job and me waking in frustration.
Why oh why can't I just get some good sex?!? This really just isn't fair, if I can't get good sex in real life (due to a struggling marriage and pain that started after K was born and hasn't gone away yet) why can't I at least have some good sex in my dreams?
I deserve a body that functions properly sexually but if I can't get that then at least let me have some damn good dreams!
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I have one word for you girl: toys
Ah yes, toys won't care that I have a flabby stomach and boobs that hang down to my belly button. ;)
nope, they sure don't!! LOL!!
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